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[Dodge.]

I love evasion

It makes me feel like a badass to hit enemies with their own weapons. I also loving dodging massive amounts of bullets (see: Frantic). This game was well put together, and I could easily make out what was going on despite the explosions and debris (until the end, where there were so many explosions they got in the way of the bullets). Excellent game, unique design, great controls, thanks for making this!

moogoat responds:

Thanks for the review! Yeah, I love Frantic too! In fact, I'm playing it as I write this (in between levels)

[The Puzzle Game]

Excellent

Everything worked out perfectly. It's a lot of fun, and the voice acting was simply superb. I half expected the usual. "2" "colors are in the right spot, and" "1" "color is in the wrong spot."

Also, whenever Mastermind said he would destroy my mother, I always lost. It sucked.

Lastly, how are people saying this is easy? That's BS, this game is ridiculously hard. Every time I think I have a piece in the correct spot, I keep it there, only to find out at the end that the color in the spot doesn't even exist. I suck at this, but I can't figure out how anyone thinks it's easy.

Also, the music at the desperate part is fantastic, other than the repeat. The repeat is really obvious.

The-Swain responds:

Step on a crack, break your mother's back. I dunno, you reminded me of that.

The people who think it's easy have played it before, or consider winning on the 9th round to be as good as a win on the 4th ;) Also, some people go online to find the "winning algorithm" that lets you beat Mastermind every time by the 5th turn, which is of course tantamount to cheating, and no different than going online to find a Godmode cheat for any other game and then bragging about how the won.

Don't worry, if the game weren't a challenge then there would be no point, right?

[StarCraft FA 5 SE2008]

Still completely impossible.

The second the Goliaths come into play, it's over. I thought the casual mode would make it so they wouldn't come in and start raping your base from the get-go, but I was wrong. None of your weapons can kill them well, your defenses can't kill them well, and they end you pretty quick.

Normally I'd say nice job for the graphics and all that, but I'm sure you'll agree that you don't deserve THAT much in that category, seeing as it's all ripped, with the exception of the special particle effects, like the ball of energy from the spore colony, and the HUD.

The fact that you would design a game that's completely impossible is mind-boggling. Your weapons, defenses, etc. CANNOT END GOLIATHS AT ALL. I managed to kill, oh, 5. By that point, though, you're sitting, waiting for your energy to recharge, with your sunken colony obliterated. your spore colony unable to hit anything that's close enough to shoot you, and your health being halfway to 0 anyway.

dz2001 responds:

loln00b