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That was awful and terrible

The only reason you aren't getting a zero is because there were parts that were really similar to that one scientology animation, and the fact that rating a zero gets my review removed.

I guess it was supposed to be what you made it to be. Crazy, unfocused, retarded, stupid, explosion of randomness. I might enjoy this if I was 10 again. The song was unintelligible, nothing made sense at all, etc. etc. etc.

I suppose I can't blame you if this was your objective, but then again, I can't see the point in any of this.

Meh

There were some parts, like the bike theft series, that made me laugh hysterically. However, there were a lot of parts where it simply wasn't funny.

The bonus scene makes up for it all, though.

Everyone's going to hate me for this...

It's great and all, but honestly? I was disappointed. Jokes were drawn out far too long, and the phone conversations in the beginning lasted FOREVER. I did laugh a lot, but this didn't have the random hilarity that occured in the first. The piss joke wasn't all that funny, and although the Jesus and God bits were great, the joke was drawn out FAR too long.

Still great, but you only get an 8 because this wasn't as good as the first. The first was simple craziness that you laughed at. This one tried to do specific jokes, and if the jokes didn't succeed or lasted too long, well, it was a huge disappointment.

All in all though, while it pales in comparison to the first, it's still an awesome flash. Nice job, dude!

I appreciate the eleven

This was amazing. This was absolutely amazing. Words cannot describe how awesome this is, really.

Why is it that flashes about 4chan, if they're not some 4-second crap made to mock it, are incredibly awesome? 4chan City, Craptastrophe, 4chan 4evar, and others are simply fantastic.

Awesome

Great loading screen, and funny overall. Why is "GREETINGS CLOCKCREW" scrolling along there? All I know is that the ClockCrew movies are atrociously awful. In any event, great flash.

I'm sorry

I know you said not to think too deeply, but having a girl just get randomly killed like that is bad.

Also, the intro is a little bit boring. Just watching him walk along isn't that fun.

Tokoro de, Nihon kara?

NOBU777 responds:

Thank you for the comment. It is writing in from Japan. By my view, the girl became a wearing apparel and does not think that it has been killed. However, an interpretation is the freedom of those who see.

Superb

I'm in Japan, yet you guys know more than I do. How long have you guys been studying?

Anyway, the only reason this isn't a perfect 10/10 is because in some places there's artistry that's kinda... really bad. Like character faces, especially on Kumo.

Anyway, your accents need a lot of work, but yeah, excellent job.

Sick, Depraved, and Meaningless

The art, the music, the animation, it was all good. However, the subject matter was disgusting. An old hobo, bleeding, vomiting up blood with worms in it, trying to stand up but losing a finger in the process, and thus bleeding even more profusely?

There was nothing heartwarming, nothing good, but above all, no meaning for the gore. No moral, no reason at all. It's sick, really. Was the ending TRYING to be heartwarming or have meaning, with the hobo holding a cracked, bloody skull that still had an eye in it, wrapping his arms around it as snow covered them both? If so, it failed.

Sherbalex responds:

DISGUSTING. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nice, but you aren't Japanese

I'm living in Japan right now, and while nothing was really wrong with this animation, your accents REALLY need work. The fact that this was done by Americans or some other non-Japanese group was painfully apparent.

In Japanese, the vowels are solid as all hell. Your speech is too relaxed; it sounds definitely un-Japanese. Make all of the sounds more solid; in Japanese, people understand each other perfectly despite the ungodly speed of their speech, and the definitiveness of all of the syllables is what allows for this to happen.

I personally think that you should keep it in English. However, I'm a rarity living in Japan, and I remember thinking how charming it was that this was in Japanese when I watched this back in the states.

Nice work overall. The (to the high-standards me) bad accents knocked it down two points, in addition to the lack of eye-coordination on some of the characters (the scientists were REALLY bad about this). Another thing that bothered me is that, while the artistry is good, the animation is jerky, and I'm not talking about performance and framerate. Simply, more drawings need to be done. Look at Mousekliks' work if you want an example of Godliness. His accent for the voices in FFA+ is really good, too.

Fix all of these issues, and you'll have yourself a GODLY flash. I'm giving this a 5/5, and an 8/10. Nice work!

Absolutely Amazing

Some of the voices sounded too much alike, but other than that, this was superb. Animation quality, sound quality, artistic quality, plot, you name it, it's good. Plus, as I'm a HUGE Half-Life fanboy, the inclusion there was great. I'm not sure why you made Gordon have a massive head, and I don't like it, but everything else more than makes up for it.

I also dislike how your added the gruffness to the Chief's voice. It sounds forced and bad. Not a big deal though. The only other thing I dislike has to do with the Chief as well; you gave him too much character, if that makes sense. In the first HALOMEN he was an anonymous badass that happened to be a total asshole. In this one, his character changed a lot, and it's not nearly as funny anymore. That being said, his muffled cry of "Who's side are you on?!" to Freeman as he got tossed around with the gravity gun was hilarious.

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