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[FC Tells Da Truth]

I played Killer 7

Interesting interpretation of things, but I think Killer 7 would make everyone like this more.

Catoblepas responds:

I have to check out Killer7 sometime, since everybody's talking about it so much.

[The MAC & PC show]

Wretched

This is based on a REALLY old joke. The dialogue and ideas aren't even yours. Animating dialogue from someone else does not make a good Flash, or even a decent flash.

Heck, in the YTMND that you took the ENTIRE dialogue from, it was funnier as PC actually tea-bagged Mac after he shot him to death. This is an old joke that isn't funny.

blake1247 responds:

hmmm... looking... looking... no stuff for me to comment on. i bet you joined just
to write you unwanted opinion

[School 13 - I.A.C.W.]

You get bloodshot eyes really easily

I always found it weird that whenever the camera focused in on the eyes of the main character, the eyes would be white and healthy. Whenever the camera was zoomed out, from like 15 seconds into the flash to the final scene, the eyes were horrifically bloodshot.

That was just one little quirk I noticed, but everything else was fantastic. Fortunately I haven't had as bad of a teacher as the fat, ugly, male-sounding one here, but I've had a teacher that was freakishly similar. I used to like Spanish. After suffering through that teacher's horrid, horrid class, I hate Spanish and I refuse to ever study it again. I loathe that teacher and refuse to respect her at all.

Nightwayfarer responds:

:)
I actualy didn't make those close up eyes bloodshot on purpose, or better to say I didn't wan't to ruin them :P

[Phoenix Wright - CFA]

BEHOLD THE POWER OF CTRL+V

Nice effort; it's a hell of a lot better than what I could do.

Also, I've never played a Phoenix Wright game before, so I have to ask. When that one girl "channels" her sister, does she really change her whole body like that? I don't think it's anatomically possible to grow huge boobs that quick, not to mention shrinking them back right after. Where does the mass for all of that come from? She increases in size overall.

All in all, I think the animated stick figure with the vibrating dick at the end was a tad unnecessary.

EDIT FROM THE COPY: I'm rating it a 10 out of obligatory love for the VAC.

DAIRYDOG responds:

Yes, she does change her whole body like that.

It isn't anatomically possible, but it isn't the most realistic game in the world either.

The jitterin' dic at the end was very necessary.

[A cap opener man comes.]

I'm sorry

I know you said not to think too deeply, but having a girl just get randomly killed like that is bad.

Also, the intro is a little bit boring. Just watching him walk along isn't that fun.

Tokoro de, Nihon kara?

NOBU777 responds:

Thank you for the comment. It is writing in from Japan. By my view, the girl became a wearing apparel and does not think that it has been killed. However, an interpretation is the freedom of those who see.

["Winter"]

Sick, Depraved, and Meaningless

The art, the music, the animation, it was all good. However, the subject matter was disgusting. An old hobo, bleeding, vomiting up blood with worms in it, trying to stand up but losing a finger in the process, and thus bleeding even more profusely?

There was nothing heartwarming, nothing good, but above all, no meaning for the gore. No moral, no reason at all. It's sick, really. Was the ending TRYING to be heartwarming or have meaning, with the hobo holding a cracked, bloody skull that still had an eye in it, wrapping his arms around it as snow covered them both? If so, it failed.

Sherbalex responds:

DISGUSTING. HAHAHAHAHAHA
weeeeeeee

[Walter Joyce]

Awesome

Was this based on something? It seems like there's a LOT more to the backstory than we get to see.

Masquatto responds:

Nope. Completely out of nowhere. :P Glad you like it.

[Clayground - Dentist]

Surprisingly Good

I usually LOATHE clay animation, but yours was very good. For the most part, it actually wasn't, but the end saved it. The end saved EVERYTHING. It looked like it had motion blur and all that jazz. Excellent job!

BlakTornado responds:

thanks :)

[Half Beard]

Fantastic

Rob reminds me too much of my brother. Lower the voice about 50 octaves and you have him. The main character kind of reminds me of myself when I feel mopey and apathetic. Except I don't have a girlfriend and I don't play guitar. And if I did play guitar, I wouldn't make retarded faces while doing it. And shaving my beard is REEAALLY annoying.

In any event, this was absolutely fantastic.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Cool. Yeah, Johny likes making weird faces when playing guitar, mainly when he's being an ass. He'll start playing weird notes and just go apeshit with it. I find it funny when it happens. Also anytime you take a picture of him, he tends to whip out his ass face and then it's like "Damnit, Johny, it's the ass face. Knock it off." and he's like "No, man, I like making the ass face.". lol. Good times. Thanks for the review!