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I love evasion

It makes me feel like a badass to hit enemies with their own weapons. I also loving dodging massive amounts of bullets (see: Frantic). This game was well put together, and I could easily make out what was going on despite the explosions and debris (until the end, where there were so many explosions they got in the way of the bullets). Excellent game, unique design, great controls, thanks for making this!

moogoat responds:

Thanks for the review! Yeah, I love Frantic too! In fact, I'm playing it as I write this (in between levels)

Holy Jesus I'm supposed to do anything?

This game is friggin' impossible.

This is nothing but an advertisement.

The game is basic, but the graphics were terrible. It wasn't addictive or catchy. Above all, there were advertisements for a lilymusic something or other all over the damn game. This game is nothing but an advertisement.

Oh my God

A point-and-click adventure that's FUN?! You, sir, have broken the universe.

Healthy message, although I disagree.

It was a fun game, and killing and stuffing the turkey made me feel a little sick, but too much cartoony blood always does that to me. I appreciate the message, and this is a good, fun method of delivery. I rated you a 5/5. On this review, though, you only get a 9/10, because I disagree. While it may be horrible, turkey is friggin' delicious.

I DEMAND A SEQUEL!!!

The controls, card system, balance, pacing, and everything were superb. Everyone else has stated how much they love the game, so I won't go on about that, but I'd like to give ideas about a sequel.

All of the bosses, while cool-looking, were totally static. If they had parts that moved or that could be blown off, I think it would only add to the fun. Did the three different barriers have anything different from each other? I didn't notice. Also, maybe you could add SOME permanent upgrades to your ship, instead of just having swappable cards only. Also, the lack of upgrades was disappointing; there were the gun upgrades, and then the barriers in the second or third level, but health ONLY dropped in the first few levels, and there were no speed upgrades, no temporary upgrades, such as widening the beam/adding spread to it or temporarily making it so your beam went straight through enemies, and things like that. Also, I don't think it was a good idea to have all of the money on the screen slide to the left.

Desperately needs save points

Maybe I just suck at this, but dying over and over and over is really annoying. Having to go back to the beginning every time is worse. Checkpoints or something like that would be SWEET.

I was never able to beat it.

Absolutely Stunning

I unlocked Mel Gibson, but I still can't get the ROAST HOG achievement. Can anyone help me out here?

Love it

Simple, nice music, and addicting. The only bad thing is that it was a bit glitchy at times; I'd press space and run into an enemy, but for some reason the super mode never activated. Despite that, my energy bar began to run down. I think the glitch had to do with pressing space too soon after getting an upgrade.

The upgrades were plentiful, which I really liked. It's a great game, and you should feel proud. It's odd when people yell at a simple game, going "IT'S NOT COMPLEX ENOUGH". Sure, varying backgrounds would be nice, but this is what it is, and it's awesome.

How on Earth do you get the Trophy?

The concept was amazing and always has been. However, getting the Trophy is impossible. I have 6 of the Medals, but the Trophy has always evaded me, either by snakes or pits. What do I do?

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