BigText's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bat on the loose (remake)]

Awesome

While I disliked how much you reused the same angle of Batman's face, the overall quality of everything excuses that. You put a lot of effort into this, and it shows.

The only real complaint I have is that the bat wasn't really... harming anyone. Is Batman racist against Batpeople? Of course the bat was obviously evil, but he wasn't doing anything wrong, was he?

[Serious Halo]

What the...

That was pretty terrible. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be purposely bad, or what. The animation was bad, there was no point or objective to any of this, it wasn't funny, etc.

The only reason you're getting any stars at ALL is because, while I know you didn't put effort into it, you drew Master Chief better than I could ever hope to do, so there's that.

[Sheik Be A Woman]

Excellent

A great flash, although I wish Zelda wasn't as good at covering herself up. I think I speak for guys in general when I say that, though. The voices for Sheik and Link sounded really weird, though, but the voice for Navi was spot on.

[Clayground - Dentist]

Surprisingly Good

I usually LOATHE clay animation, but yours was very good. For the most part, it actually wasn't, but the end saved it. The end saved EVERYTHING. It looked like it had motion blur and all that jazz. Excellent job!

BlakTornado responds:

thanks :)

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

Amazing

I really like animations that are, in a way, serious, but are still hilarious. I really like the extent to which you animated the mouths; that must have taken a pretty long time. Also, just, nice work in general. During the anime scene, it got a little dragged out, and thus a little boring, but it was still good. Simply, an amazing flash.

[Getting Off The Train]

Uhh

No, this isn't funny. Not in the LEAST. I'm actually curious as to how stuff gets to the front page. I mean, there was that one Mario thing that made it to the front page even though had the sprites that didn't have any transparent backgrounds, and that seemed to be on the fence of bad and purposely bad until the end where it DID turn out awful and I soon discovered it was getting upvoted because the person who made it was like 3 or something. And besides, how the hell do you jack off with pants on? Are these guys ALSO three years old or do they all just suffer from microdick?

[:the Composer:]

Fantastic

This story was so deep; I absolutely loved it. I really hate how so many people have started loving terrible music.

[Dawn of Sock]

Cuuute

I really, REALLY liked this flash. I can't tell you how cool this is. I love stick figures that still have shape to them.

[Half Beard]

Fantastic

Rob reminds me too much of my brother. Lower the voice about 50 octaves and you have him. The main character kind of reminds me of myself when I feel mopey and apathetic. Except I don't have a girlfriend and I don't play guitar. And if I did play guitar, I wouldn't make retarded faces while doing it. And shaving my beard is REEAALLY annoying.

In any event, this was absolutely fantastic.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Cool. Yeah, Johny likes making weird faces when playing guitar, mainly when he's being an ass. He'll start playing weird notes and just go apeshit with it. I find it funny when it happens. Also anytime you take a picture of him, he tends to whip out his ass face and then it's like "Damnit, Johny, it's the ass face. Knock it off." and he's like "No, man, I like making the ass face.". lol. Good times. Thanks for the review!

[The Real Legend 2]

Superb

This was quite possibly the best Zelda flash animation I have ever seen. The only way to improve it would be to add a scene selector. Also, it should have a mode where it just played through all the parts where Navi is directly doing something. I want to marry this portrayal of her. eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEYAH!