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[FC Tells Da Truth]

I played Killer 7

Interesting interpretation of things, but I think Killer 7 would make everyone like this more.

Catoblepas responds:

I have to check out Killer7 sometime, since everybody's talking about it so much.

[The Last Minute Shopper]

Very well done

I would have liked to see more detail of who the girl was, but whatever. It was an unexpected story.

[a little animation <3]

Good movie

The chick had really big boobs; it was hot!

[Birthday Surprise]

Stupid

Low quality animation, low quality artwork, low mic quality, and a joke you could see coming a mile away.

You certainly know how to make a incredibly bad flash.

[Awesome Gaiden]

THAT'S THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE!

What's up.

[Super Mario Hyadain]

Luigi needs to be more incredibly awesome.

In the NicoNico video, Luigi was one of the sexiest men alive. In this, he's just... meh. Also, I can't even tell what gender he is in this; same with Mario.

[The MAC & PC show]

Wretched

This is based on a REALLY old joke. The dialogue and ideas aren't even yours. Animating dialogue from someone else does not make a good Flash, or even a decent flash.

Heck, in the YTMND that you took the ENTIRE dialogue from, it was funnier as PC actually tea-bagged Mac after he shot him to death. This is an old joke that isn't funny.

blake1247 responds:

hmmm... looking... looking... no stuff for me to comment on. i bet you joined just
to write you unwanted opinion

[School 13 - I.A.C.W.]

You get bloodshot eyes really easily

I always found it weird that whenever the camera focused in on the eyes of the main character, the eyes would be white and healthy. Whenever the camera was zoomed out, from like 15 seconds into the flash to the final scene, the eyes were horrifically bloodshot.

That was just one little quirk I noticed, but everything else was fantastic. Fortunately I haven't had as bad of a teacher as the fat, ugly, male-sounding one here, but I've had a teacher that was freakishly similar. I used to like Spanish. After suffering through that teacher's horrid, horrid class, I hate Spanish and I refuse to ever study it again. I loathe that teacher and refuse to respect her at all.

Nightwayfarer responds:

:)
I actualy didn't make those close up eyes bloodshot on purpose, or better to say I didn't wan't to ruin them :P

[Elevator Action++]

Awesome

I've never played this game, but I thoroughly enjoyed the flash animation. I have to say, though, that the picture on the left side of the loading screen was the best part.

[Phoenix Wright - CFA]

BEHOLD THE POWER OF CTRL+V

Nice effort; it's a hell of a lot better than what I could do.

Also, I've never played a Phoenix Wright game before, so I have to ask. When that one girl "channels" her sister, does she really change her whole body like that? I don't think it's anatomically possible to grow huge boobs that quick, not to mention shrinking them back right after. Where does the mass for all of that come from? She increases in size overall.

All in all, I think the animated stick figure with the vibrating dick at the end was a tad unnecessary.

EDIT FROM THE COPY: I'm rating it a 10 out of obligatory love for the VAC.

DAIRYDOG responds:

Yes, she does change her whole body like that.

It isn't anatomically possible, but it isn't the most realistic game in the world either.

The jitterin' dic at the end was very necessary.