BigText's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Candy Hole #1]

Awful

Annoying voices, pointless gore, annoying music, and ugly graphics.

Overall, this was a sick, gory, and disgusting animation. The concept of fuzzy creatures eating things alive is kinda funny, but this had no humor. It was sick, bloody, and an overall waste of time.

[Walter Joyce]

Awesome

Was this based on something? It seems like there's a LOT more to the backstory than we get to see.

Masquatto responds:

Nope. Completely out of nowhere. :P Glad you like it.

[Mecha-King Menorah]

Awesome

Amazing flash, great concept, nice sound effects, and this was your first one?!

The only reason I'm taking a -1 off of the review was because the Mecha-Menorah should have won. You still got a 5/5.

[Smash Kingdom]

Holy crap

It was one of those things where a short would end, and I would pray to GOD that that it wasn't over, and it wasn't. Good quality, awesome everything, really.

I'm in Japan, so I only have to wait until January. HA HA!

[The Eitherworld's Banshee]

Uhh?

I didn't really understand what the banshee was. A lady got pregnant, was condemned for it, and got an abortion? And the aborted thing is the banshee? The story need better conveying.

Also, regardless of the thing's past, IT JUST KILLED AN INNOCENT WOMAN. A small child walked up and saw a corpse with a look of absolute horror frozen upon its face. Trauma much? And the same child watched the Banshee disappear into nothing? This murderous thing gets a happy ending? The lady doesn't get to return to life?

I loathe it when a flash is serious, yet underrates death. A lot of work was put into this, and it was good quality, but I just can't support a flash that has a woman who did nothing wrong get killed, and then lets the thing that killed her have a happy ending with no consequences.

[Assortment of Magic]

Schizophrenic

The reason this is getting a 10 is because of the quality of the animation and the fact that you had custom music done for this. That latter point especially; very few flash animations have custom sound tracks.

Anyway, this was really good, except it was crazy, cooky, and schizophrenic in a major way that wasn't necessarily good. A lot of work was put into this, though, and it shows. Excellent job overall.

[Crush Kill Destroy Dance]

Holy crap

I've been holding off on watching this, because I didn't think it would be good, but HOLY HELL THAT WAS AMAZING. I didn't know you could create such smooth movement without anti-aliasing or blurs at all. EXCELLENT work!

[The Possessed Mouse]

This is fixed with a higher quality mouse

I love the flash animation, and for only your second one, that's INCREDIBLE. I have a generic Microsoft mouse, and it does this ALL THE TIME. I'd accidentally nudge it and suddenly the onscreen mouse travels to the moon and back. Then goes to the sun.

[Awesome's Creed]

HOLY CRAP

That was absolutely amazing. The world needs more of simple, but great comedy like this. I like this more than Egoraptor's more recent stuff; I hate his collections of shorts, rather than his former long, solid ones. Even though this is really a short, it's still great. I can't stop loving this.

[Final Fantasy A+]

OH MY GOD

You have NO IDEA how long I've wondered who the hell made this. I saw this on Razoric ages ago, and it was incredible. But... holy crap, I finally found you! Not that it means anything other than I can see your other submissions, but, holy crap, this is amazing.

I'd like to ask you a few other things, so you'll get a PM from me soon. With over, uh, (HOLY CRAP) eleven-thousand reviews, I doubt you look down here much.